Absurd-Ditties

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title: "Absurd-Ditties" type: doc version: 1 created: 2026-02-28 author: "Wikipedia contributors" status: active scope: public tags: ["toy-dolls-albums", "1993-albums"] topic_path: "arts/music" source: "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurd-Ditties" license: "CC BY-SA 4.0" wikipedia_page_id: 0 wikipedia_revision_id: 0

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Field	Value
name	Absurd-Ditties
type	studio
artist	Toy Dolls
cover	1992_absurdities.jpg
released	January 1993
recorded	September 1992
genre	Punk rock, Oi!
length	36:46
label	Receiver Records
producer	Michael Algar
prev_title	Fat Bob's Feet
prev_year	1991
next_title	Orcastrated
next_year	1995
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| name = Absurd-Ditties | type = studio | artist = Toy Dolls | cover = 1992_absurdities.jpg | alt = | released = January 1993 | recorded = September 1992 | venue = | studio = | genre = Punk rock, Oi! | length = 36:46 | label = Receiver Records | producer = Michael Algar | prev_title = Fat Bob's Feet | prev_year = 1991 | next_title = Orcastrated | next_year = 1995 | noprose = yes | rev1 = Allmusic | rev1Score = | rev2 = Robert Gomez | rev2Score = (9/10) Absurd-Ditties is the seventh full-length album by the punk rock band Toy Dolls, recorded in September 1992 and released in January 1993 by Receiver Records. Album info and review It is considered by many, including vocalist and guitarist Olga, to be one of the band's best albums. The album title is a play on the word "absurdities", as a description of the album's "absurd ditties".

In 2012, the website of music venue SO36 said that Absurd-Ditties, along with the band's first album Dig That Groove Baby (1983), are "recognized as [two] of the best punk albums of all time." That same year, Olga was asked in an interview with For the Love of Punk "What is the favorite album you’ve done & why?," to which he replied "Absurd Ditties, best songs, best production!" He then was asked "what’s been the most popular Toy Dolls album?," to which he said "Absurd Ditties! and Dig that Groove Baby." Ian Glasper also called the album "brilliant" in his 2004 book Burning Britain: The History of UK Punk 1980–1984.

Critical reception

Allmusic rated the album three stars out of five.

Track listing

All songs written by Michael "Olga" Algar.

1. "Absurd-Ditties" – 0:44
2. "I'm a Telly Addict" – 2:48
3. ""Terry Talking"" – 2:35
4. "Ernie Had a Hernia" – 3:17
5. "Toccata in Dm" – 2:37
6. "My Wife's a Psycopath!" – 2:52
7. "Sod the Neighbours" – 2:28
8. "Melancholy Margaret" – 2:24
9. "Drooling Banjos" – 3:53
10. "Alecs Gone" – 2:59
11. "When You're Jimmy Savile" – 3:07
12. "Caught up the Reeperbahn!" – 3:19
13. "Dez the Demon Decorator" – 2:57
14. "Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)" – 0:46

Personnel

• Michael "Olga" Algar – Vocals, Guitar
• John "K'Cee" Casey – Bass, Vocals
• Martin "Marty" Yule – Drums, Vocals

References

References

1. [http://robertgomez.org/sounds/record-reviews/absurd-ditties Absurd-Ditties. Pages of Fun]
2. Liner notes
3. [http://so36.de/events/the-toy-dolls/ SO36. The Toy Dolls – ACHTUNG: VERLEGT INS ASTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
4. [http://www.fortheloveofpunk.com/interviews-a-little-q-a-with-olga-of-the-toy-dolls/ Interviews: A Little Q & A with Olga of the Toy Dolls – For the Love of Punk]
5. He had been previously quoted as saying the album was his personal favourite, commenting "great songs, great production and a great guitar sound."[https://books.google.com/books?id=GcrqAwAAQBAJ&dq=toy+dolls+absurd+ditties&pg=PA141 Burning Britain: The History of UK Punk 1980–1984 – Ian Glasper – Google Books]
6. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130925095444/http://www.allmusic.com/album/absurd-ditties-mw0000172312 Absurd-Ditties – Toy Dolls. Songs, Reviews, Credits, Awards. AllMusic]

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